Ways to annoy Itachi
1. Wake him up at 3:00 in the morning by screaming “pop goes the weasel”
2. Poke him
3. Get him a pet weasel for his birthday
4. Steal his nail polish and tell him orochimaru has it
5. Invite Sasuke to dinner and make a rule no fighting and make them sit by each other.
6. Stare at him for no reason
7. Hug him.
8. Give him a wrinkle reducer cream
9. Ask him if he is going blind
10. After every sentence he makes, you repeat it in a whisper.
11. Tie him and Sasuke up after disabling their Sharingan and put them in a room together.
12. Compare him to Orochimaru
13. Tell Tobi to braid Itachi's hair when he's asleep. {submitted by gavrieel}
14. Shout something completely random when he is not talking
15. Squeal every time he does talk
16. Make fun of his name and call him weasel boy (how annoyingly classic is that!-_-)
17. Act like your about to poke him but then stop really fast and say I'm not touching you.
18. Ask him why his eyes are so bloodshot
19. Put him and Deidara (when he is in a very explosive mood) in the same room
20. Call him cute
21. Follow him around for a whole day while giggling when his back is turned
22. Keep asking Why over and over
23. Threaten him with makeup
24. When in town and you find a pretty pink dress, go up to him and show it to him saying “You would look good in this don’t you think”
25. Ask him if he really is 20 because he looks around 40 with those wrinkles
26. Steal his shampoo
27. On purpose mistake him for a girl
28. Whenever he says no to something, stick your tongue at him
29. Replace all of his socks with molted snake skins (at this blame Orochimaru)
30. Scream out complete nonsense when he is trying to read.