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Ways to annoy Itachi
1. Wake him up at 3:00 in the morning by screaming “pop goes the weasel”
2. Poke him
3. Get him a pet weasel for his birthday
4. Steal his nail polish and tell him orochimaru has it
5. Invite Sasuke to dinner and make a rule no fighting and make them sit by each other.
6. Stare at him for no reason
7. Hug him.
8. Give him a wrinkle reducer cream
9. Ask him if he is going blind
10. After every sentence he makes, you repeat it in a whisper.
11. Tie him and Sasuke up after disabling their Sharingan and put them in a room together.
12. Compare him to Orochimaru
13. Tell Tobi to braid Itachi's hair when he's asleep. {submitted by gavrieel}
14. Shout something completely random when he is not talking
15. Squeal every time he does talk
16. Make fun of his name and call him weasel boy (how annoyingly classic is that!-_-)
17. Act like your about to poke him but then stop really fast and say I'm not touching you.
18. Ask him why his eyes are so bloodshot
19. Put him and Deidara (when he is in a very explosive mood) in the same room
20. Call him cute
21. Follow him around for a whole day while giggling when his back is turned
22. Keep asking Why over and over
23. Threaten him with makeup
24. When in town and you find a pretty pink dress, go up to him and show it to him saying “You would look good in this don’t you think”
25. Ask him if he really is 20 because he looks around 40 with those wrinkles
26. Steal his shampoo
27. On purpose mistake him for a girl
28. Whenever he says no to something, stick your tongue at him
29. Replace all of his socks with molted snake skins (at this blame Orochimaru)
30. Scream out complete nonsense when he is trying to read.
:cries: Sorry guys but doing this list made me very sad. Itachi is my favorite character so I find it very cruel to pester him.. (lol)
But like with the others before enjoy!

Itachi suddenly comes into the room and spots the list
"What are you doing?"
My face pales when i notice him standing behind me.."ahhh nothing." (ahh crap)
Itachi looked closer and started to read "Ways to annoy..." but before he could finish that sentence I ran from the room as fast as I could "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!"
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MimzytheBat Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no 6 would kill me o.o Sharingan,u know :/
ArtistOfDawn Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
6, 21, and 30 would annoy me too.
of corse my best friend calls me Itachi so......
I love Itachi too but this still made me laugh.
Kaito-DreamMaster Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Another way to annoy Itachi: ask him where he got his Nail polish.
TamadachiKyne Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Student Artist
Man this is priceless! But I don't think I'll ever be able annoy the crap out of him because I don't want a taste of 72 hours of torture by the mangekyou sharingan.

Still I love this list, it was torturous to make this neh? I would know cause I'm an Itachi fangirl myself.. XD

Mack2468 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Student Writer
17 is something I do on a daily basis....and I don't know why.
Itzaric Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He's my favorite character, too!! xD But I just love reading these lists <3
kirafaclaws22 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i am an itachi fangirl, but i would still do most of these if i ever see him....just because im annoying like that! ;3
kitty00909 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
#14,: -sees ita-kun sitting at a table eating- me:WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!!! itachi: -looks at me like im crazy-
#30: -sees ita-kun sitting in a lazyboy recliner trying to read murder mysteries- me:-leans over and whispers in his ear- im going to get you Itachi: -jumps up and whips around to face me- WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!1
AkatsukiLoverXDX3 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Professional General Artist
XD Im sorry Im sorry!
Im not.
SoKai-SasoDei-Emo Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
OMG number 17 is like this organization 13 thing i saw with Demyx and Lexaeus and Xigbar
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