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Ways to annoy Itachi
1. Wake him up at 3:00 in the morning by screaming “pop goes the weasel”
2. Poke him
3. Get him a pet weasel for his birthday
4. Steal his nail polish and tell him orochimaru has it
5. Invite Sasuke to dinner and make a rule no fighting and make them sit by each other.
6. Stare at him for no reason
7. Hug him.
8. Give him a wrinkle reducer cream
9. Ask him if he is going blind
10. After every sentence he makes, you repeat it in a whisper.
11. Tie him and Sasuke up after disabling their Sharingan and put them in a room together.
12. Compare him to Orochimaru
13. Tell Tobi to braid Itachi's hair when he's asleep. {submitted by gavrieel}
14. Shout something completely random when he is not talking
15. Squeal every time he does talk
16. Make fun of his name and call him weasel boy (how annoyingly classic is that!-_-)
17. Act like your about to poke him but then stop really fast and say I'm not touching you.
18. Ask him why his eyes are so bloodshot
19. Put him and Deidara (when he is in a very explosive mood) in the same room
20. Call him cute
21. Follow him around for a whole day while giggling when his back is turned
22. Keep asking Why over and over
23. Threaten him with makeup
24. When in town and you find a pretty pink dress, go up to him and show it to him saying “You would look good in this don’t you think”
25. Ask him if he really is 20 because he looks around 40 with those wrinkles
26. Steal his shampoo
27. On purpose mistake him for a girl
28. Whenever he says no to something, stick your tongue at him
29. Replace all of his socks with molted snake skins (at this blame Orochimaru)
30. Scream out complete nonsense when he is trying to read.
:cries: Sorry guys but doing this list made me very sad. Itachi is my favorite character so I find it very cruel to pester him.. (lol)
But like with the others before enjoy!

Itachi suddenly comes into the room and spots the list
"What are you doing?"
My face pales when i notice him standing behind me.."ahhh nothing." (ahh crap)
Itachi looked closer and started to read "Ways to annoy..." but before he could finish that sentence I ran from the room as fast as I could "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!"
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:iconalicekyarauchiha:
AliceKyaraUchiha Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
I`m going to try it right now. XD
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MimzytheBat Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no 6 would kill me o.o Sharingan,u know :/
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ArtistOfDawn Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
6, 21, and 30 would annoy me too.
of corse my best friend calls me Itachi so......
I love Itachi too but this still made me laugh.
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Kaito-DreamMaster Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Another way to annoy Itachi: ask him where he got his Nail polish.
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TamadachiKyne Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Student Writer
Man this is priceless! But I don't think I'll ever be able annoy the crap out of him because I don't want a taste of 72 hours of torture by the mangekyou sharingan.

Still I love this list, it was torturous to make this neh? I would know cause I'm an Itachi fangirl myself.. XD

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Mack2468 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Student Writer
17 is something I do on a daily basis....and I don't know why.
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Itzaric Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He's my favorite character, too!! xD But I just love reading these lists <3
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kirafaclaws22 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i am an itachi fangirl, but i would still do most of these if i ever see him....just because im annoying like that! ;3
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kitty00909 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
#14,: -sees ita-kun sitting at a table eating- me:WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!!! itachi: -looks at me like im crazy-
#30: -sees ita-kun sitting in a lazyboy recliner trying to read murder mysteries- me:-leans over and whispers in his ear- im going to get you Itachi: -jumps up and whips around to face me- WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!1
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AkatsukiLoverXDX3 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Professional General Artist
XD Im sorry Im sorry!
Im not.
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SoKai-SasoDei-Emo Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
OMG number 17 is like this organization 13 thing i saw with Demyx and Lexaeus and Xigbar
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:evillaugh:
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SoKai-SasoDei-Emo Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
:P Epic Evil laugh XDD
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Tomari1998 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Next time I see him I am sooooo doing everything on this list. XD
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
0_0 You do, I shall torture you for 24 hours!!!
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Tomari1998 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo T.T
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know!!T_T
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pokemonlover111 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
funny even thouh i am ok with itachi
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ItachiSexyLover Featured By Owner May 2, 2011
I WIL KILL U!!!! DX< I LUV ITACHI!
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey it tortured me just writing it!!!:cries:
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DragonessGrace Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
nice even if i <3 itachi like all other fangirls
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know what you mean!!=D
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xXhikari-69Xx Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
did a good job! now lets see if i will live if i do onehmm. oh well tries anyway
*five minutes later trapped in tsukiyomi* noooooooo!!
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xXAkatsukifangurlxX Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
Why is it every uchiha has wrinkles?? (except sasuke)
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not all of them have it but in the case of sasuke, he got alot of his looks from Mikoto(his mother).
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xXAkatsukifangurlxX Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011
I see... thanks for that. :iconthanksplz:
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neverdisturbme00 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
hes my fave 2 and it made me sad that he died
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My-Secret-Life Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010
You know what else would annoy him? Say "Your mom!" after he insults you.

He'd kill you before you could blink XD
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Hamsterific Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol xD I can see that :rofl:
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Akirai Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2010
I have a question.

I really like this and I wanted to do something funny about why there is only one girl in the Akatsuki and I was wondering if I could use these as reasons.
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess but please show me the results when done!!=)
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Akirai Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2010
errr, i got sidetracked and totally lost my idea, I'm sorry...
:tears:
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:iconmalunadragon:
MalunaDragon Featured By Owner May 3, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's ok!!:=)
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sweetbroly Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2009
heey it's soo funny but 24 is not right because he can't see
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ForeverIsHere Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009
ummmmm.....this owns.
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
??
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VictoryAnny Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2009
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

this one's even better than the sasori one xDDDD

I'd so pay for seeing someone doing these things to Itachi xDDDD (poor Ita...)
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Narutossister Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
LOL!!! itachi is gonna be SO happy when u make one about kisame! I KNOW ONE! whenever tis time for dinner yell at kisame HEY KISAME TIME TO GET IN THE OVEN! and hes gonna be like wut....? TIME FOR SUSHI!!!!! YUM YUM YUM lol
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh I already made one of him!![link]
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GaaraistotalAwsome Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
Itachi is awsome!! :3
and lawl on this XD
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YukiRyuhime-Chan Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol id find it so entertaining to poke him XD he seems so pokeable!!!
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WowitsmeDavinci Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
haha i love this!:D can i have your permission to make some of them into a small comic strip? :iconitachiplz:
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Which ones do you have in mind?
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WowitsmeDavinci Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
hmm just going over them, probably 6, 10, 15, 30 definitely 30 :XD:
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MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why not. Sure you can use them but give credit please and go easy on him!!T_T
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WowitsmeDavinci Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
haha i'll link this deviation in the comments and i'll probably procrastinate a while before i get any up :XD: thanks a bunch!
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deemz96 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2009
I love this! Can I ask a questsion??

How do I put a story online on DA?
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:iconmalunadragon:
MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When submitting a deviation, click the button that says add text and paste your story onto it and submit it. Hope that makes sense^^;
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deemz96 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009
yes it does, thank you!
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Hotaru013 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2009
I agree. Itachi is my favorite too. dont annoy him too much, he might kill u even if he did forgive u.
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