Ways to drive Orochimaru insane
1) In his sleep, give him a bowl haircut like lee’s
2) After #2, then the next day shave all of his hair off (Orochimaru: “Not my precious hair!!!”)
3) Replace his shampoo with dog poop (fresh from the front lawn)
4) Put a bunch of fire ants in his underwear
5) Call him by the nickname of “Drag Queen of the century” in his presence
6) Shout out calling him a child molester. When tries to deny it, shout “Then what do you call that!!”*points to Sasuke’s outfit*  (Sasuke:   -_-;   )
7) Sneak a bunch of cockroaches into his bed
8) When he is away from his lair, flood his entire bedroom with dirty and smelly pond water
9) Serve him eyeball soup for dinner
10) Replace his eye makeup with colored krazy glue
11) Trap him in a room full of blood sucking mosquitoes
12) Put poison ivy oil in his lotion
13) Set his alarm clock for 2 in the morning and ultra high volume
14) Pour some skunk oil in an empty perfume bottle and give it to him as a present
15) Lock him in a broom closet full of angry mongooses (or weasels)
16) Dye his hair blonde when he is sleeping
17) After dying his hair, dye his eyebrows pink then video tape his reaction when he sees it
18) Replace all of his real snakes with plastic ones
19) Replace his shampoo with honey then set a bunch of bees after him
20) Spread a lot of dirt and rocks around his bedroom and when he asks why you did it, say “I thought snakes like the dirt”
21) Fill up his swimming pool with gooey syrup
22) Ask him if he is a girl over and over again for 2 hours
23) Label him as the Michael Jackson of the Naruto world
24) Lock him in a tanning bed and see if he gets a tan or major sunburn
25) Make him go on an all vegetable diet
26) Cover all the bathroom floors in his lair with oil
27) Steal all of the food in the lair and replace them with wax duplicates
28) When he is away, decorate the whole lair with flowers
29) Super glue all of his weapons to a wall and watch as he struggles to pull them off
30) When is about to get out ( throw up his sword) scream “ EWWW HAIRBALL! RUN FOR IT!!”