Ways to drive Sasori insane

Ways to drive Sasori insane

1. Hide all of his carving tools and tell him Deidara blew them up
2. Play the Barbie girl song in his presence for a whole day and watch him go insane
3. After #2, see if he starts to eventually follow along to the music.
4. Put big pink bows in all of his puppet’s hair and see if he screams
5. Blow up all his puppets and say it was Deidara’s idea.
6. Call his puppets dolls.
7. Then ask him “Don’t you think that you are really old to be playing with dolls.”
8. Make him wait forever on anything
9. On purpose mistake him for Gaara (because of the red hair)
10. Steal his spare puppet parts
11. Talk about Orochimaru in front of him (don’t forget about the tongue)
12. Play dress-up with his spare puppet body
13. Don’t forget the makeup
14. Stare at the rope thing he has in his stomach and when he looks at you scream “SNAKE”
15. Threaten him with a blow torch
16. When you shake his hand try to pull off his arm and run away with it “RUN AWAY”….. “YOU COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY ARM!!!!”
17. After # 14, grab the rope and pull it with you around the hideout until you find Deidara then give to him to hold and watch the fun unroll as Sasori retracts the rope pulling Deidara with it.
18. After #17, take a picture of the result and run away before Sasori shots poison darts at you
19. Stare at him all day while grinning like a mad-man
20. Bleach his hair
21. Call him Pinocchio
22. Ask if he ever has problem with woodpeckers pecking at him
23. Try to knock off his head by throwing pillows at him and if it doesn’t work run away before he can poison you
24. Put Sasori and Deidara (after giving him lots of sugar) in the same room and lock it
25. Sneak up behind him when he is sitting down, then grab his shoulders and pull him back fast down to the floor and when looks up at you stick your tongue at him
26. Remind him that he is the shortest member in the whole organization(make sure to call him Shorty)
27. Call his all puppets ugly and that they are not art
28. Hide yourself in Hiruko and then pop out randomly
29. Replace all of his metal weapons with plastic ones
30. Replace the oil for his puppets with mud