Ways to make Kisame go bananas
1. Speak of Shark fin soup in front of him
2. Use his Samahada to grate cheese
3. Nickname him the fish-man
4. Whenever Kisame eats some kind of seafood, scream, "Cannibal"
5. follow him around (secretively) and hum the Jaws theme song
6. Ask him why he is so blue over and over
7. Hide his Samahada
8. Scream when you see his “gills” and quickly dump a bucket of water on him
9. Every time he comes into the room, jump and scream, "SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!" and push all the Akatsuki members out of the room
10. Put him and Zetsu (when he is very hungry) in the same room and lock the door
11. Hide behind the door when he starts banging on the door screaming, and shout “Play nice you two.” (Kisame: “Why would I play nice with someone who wants me for lunch???”  ...Starts running again to get away from the drooling plant man “Om nom nom!”)
12. Whenever he begins to talk keep saying fish- man repeatly and only stop if he stops talking but start again if he begins talking again
13. Make fishy faces at him behind his back
14. When it comes time for dinner and he steps into the room asking “what’s for dinner?” You hold up the frying pan in front of you and start licking your lips hungrily.
15. When he goes blank faced say “Just kidding, we’re having sushi,” then watch as he faints and falls to the floor
16. Go up to him and say “Hey Kisame, guess what I found in the basement? You’re old baby crib.” Then hold up a fish bowl.
17. Try to catch Kisame using fish bait and a fishing pole
18. Put him on a vegetarian diet for a week and make him watch the other Akatsuki eat normally
19. Strap him to the wall (with his eyes taped open) as you eat sushi in front of him
20. Remind him that he scares away possible fangirls (even thou that is not true!!!)
21. Forbid him from using the pool
22. Put a bunch of “ocean breeze” fragrances around his room and when he asks why you did it you say, “I thought it would remind you of home.”
23. Make him watch nothing but seafood cooking shows for 24 hours and watch him faint every time they gut a fish.
24. Poke him in the back and when he asks why you are poking him, say that you are seeing if he has a fin on his back
25. Wake him up in the morning by shouting “SUSHI ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!”
26. After he faints from #15 or #23, drag him into a room with a lot of sharp knifes and close the door and then listen as he starts screaming bloody murder when he wakes up
27. Replace all of his cloths with pink cloths and watch as he walks around the hideout wearing a pink shirt and miniskirt while the other Akatsuki members snicker and laugh their butts off(in Hidan’s case)
28. Watch in great amusement as he chases said Hidan around the hideout while swinging his sword around like a mad-man
29. Try to tackle him when he is trying to sleep on the couch
30. Call him an over-sized goldfish