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Ways to make Zetsu annoyed
1. Hang a bag of flies over his head
2. Secretly feed him plant food
3. Spray him with weed killer
4. Threaten him with hedge clippers
5. Attack him with soap
6. water Zetsu as if here were a potted plant {submitted by ~Xemnas786 }
7. Chase Zetsu around with a stalk of broccoli and call him a cannibal or vegetarian. {submitted by meowmeowghs}
8. Inform Zetsu that he can't eat anymore human until he eats his vegetables. {submitted by meowmeowghs}
9. Call him an overgrown weed
10. Act like you are talking to one of his halfs but ignore the other one
11. Make him eat nothing but vegetables for a whole day
12. Ask him why he likes wearing so much face paint
13. During winter, stuff the plant part of his head with snow
14. Trick Zetsu into thinking a piece of Styrofoam is a piece of meat(and run away before he notices)
15. Put him and Hidan in the same room(while giving Hidan lots of weed killer) and watch the fun begin!(Zetsu: “ahhhhhh get that stuff away from me” Hidan: “Come back here and take it like a man!!!”)
16. Put plant eating bugs in his bed
17. Use him for next years Christmas tree
18. Dig a hole and bury him neck-deep in dirt
19. Use fertilizer on him(fresh fertilizer)
20. Turn down the temperature of his room to freezing
21. Call him a tree hugger
22. Threaten him with fire
23. Secretly set fire to his favorite plants (if he finds out blame it on hidan)
24. Call him bipolar
25. See if he is ticklish
26. Ask him if he pollinates every spring
27. Drag him to the gardener to get a little trim off the top(like if someone gets a hair cut)
28. Ban him from his greenhouse
29. Get Deidara to blow up his room(then watch as Deidara gets chased by a very mad Zetsu)
30. Draw pink flowers on him when he is sleeping and videotape his reaction in the morning
Yeah I am finally done with another pestering list!!!!*jumps for joy* Sorry it took so long but I was having a hard time finding time to finish it because of school^^;
But anyway enjoy the pestering of the plant man but be warned that if you attempt to try out this list, you may risk getting eaten by a certain plant man!!!!!!!!:evillaugh:
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scyld17 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2009
I really like the 15th option. It was good.

(Question:can I have a request?)
MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What kind of request?
scyld17 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
Could you make a literature on how to make Karin annoyed?
MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can sure try!!^^;
scyld17 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010
Thank you very much!
Kuroshadow25 Featured By Owner May 23, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very creative.
ITACHILOVER1OF10 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hidan-ftw Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009
Yay for 25 !! *tickle*
BrokenRoses92 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008
xD that would get him pissed
MalunaDragon Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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